[Ecchi]PhotoLife – Rina Journey

I’m going to start with by pointing out how this is a good example of how weird Steam can be with placing things. This game is essentially a set of pictures of its busty focus girl, but she does nothing lewd and is never naked. Beyond some skimpy outfits, nothing about this game screams adult only, mature required, shove it onto the adult half of Steam, but that’s where it is. Apparently the creator tried to get it on the normal side of Steam 10 times and was never told what made it get stuck on the adult side. There are far lewder games with much higher sexual focus on the non adult side, but this got stuck “pretending” to be a porn game when its not.

The game has a download button, the watermark comes with it. Also, this is Rina. Big on top, thick on bottom.

Anyway, a very cheap puzzle game with a unique focus from what I’ve seen. I beat it in about an hour and a half.

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Fall in Labyrinth

H Scene Count- 98, though a lot of them are variations. I’ll explain in the h scene section.

Created by Jukkaku Games, translated by Otaku Plan

Length- 10-15 hours to see the whole thing

RPGMaker VXAce turn based dungeon crawler. Has a slave theme. Girls are entirely voiced, which is nice.

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Review Scores for Ecchi

I wanted to explain the scale I’m using for the ecchi games scores, as it probably looks like I hate all the games I play based on the amount of 5 and below I give them. Scores are always going to be subjective and highly influenced by when you play something and whats happening in your life at the time, so honestly I find scores to be more a suggestion then some fact of game quality.

Note that 1 and 10’s are basically never going to happen. Perfect games don’t exist, and a 1 is either unplayable or nonexistent. So in a way I’m using an 8 point scale, which is still better then most reviewer sites pretending to have a 10 point scale and actually having maybe 5 scores they actually give. Or the 10.0 scale which gives them 100 numbers to use and they still only use like 30 of them.

Gameplay Score

This is the hardest one to judge honestly. My tastes in games isn’t consistent. I can love one soul crushing RPG then hate the next. Love one really solid platformer and find the next kinda boring. Find a mechanically broken game great fun but a mechanically solid one a snore. So the scores are based solely on how much I enjoyed the game by the time I beat it.

I do tend to think of how highly a game is rated and try to be fair, but I recognize that I like trash games pretty often while hating what many consider “good”. As a reviewer(I hate calling myself that), all I think is really important is being honest about my skill level and how I felt the game was in terms of enjoyment and fairness.

Story Score

Most ecchi games have throwaway stories, its just a fact. Actually most video games have problems delivering stories so this isn’t unique to ecchi. I mostly score a lot of them on if they have anything to say or on how well the comedy is handled. I don’t have any real rules for the scoring. Honestly if a game is just funny or tries to make me think or gets to me emotionally then I’ll score it higher. Note that I don’t care if the sexy is part of the plot or not. If characters need to grope each other for power, I won’t lower the story score for that so long as the plot uses it consistently, though it also won’t score more points. Sexy stuff is just part of the package for telling a story and I do think sex and silly sexual antics can be just as part of telling a good story as anything else. It all comes down to the quality of including it and not messing up themes.

Ecchi Score

Scoring ecchi is the easiest thing, since I can just look at how much and how it’s used to decide the score. Which means even if a game doesn’t do it for me fetish wise, I can still score it mostly objectively. Note that when I refer to ecchi I mostly mean how sexual something is, usually for the purpose of getting sexually excited. Sex jokes do not equal a higher score and boring sexual stuff, even a lot, might still get scored low.

Basically the more there is the higher the score. Just some models and some camera angles is a low score and barely belongs here. Some fetishy outfits can help, but will likely still end with a low score. The more cgs and outfits and use of ecchi during gameplay bumps the score up until you get to things like Peach Beach Splash and Queen’s Blade where basically every reward is ecchi or something to let you get to more ecchi content. So Ryza is on the low end while something like Criminal Girls gets a middling score and of course Peach Beach Splash is about as high on lewd as it can get. Agarest is a good example of a game with plenty attempts at ecchi but fails the delivery every time so it gets a low score despite having a decent amount. Moero Chronicle also has a high amount of attempted lewd content that just fails to deliver do to presentation or pose choices.

Ecchi PC List- L-Z

Separated the ecchi game page game list into console and then PC by letter so that I can have images for each game.

Note that some Steam game saves might not work because they are locked to an account. Some mods can fix this, or deleting the steamIP or whatever its called file if it has one. Beyond that, no idea and I’m not aware of which ones are like that. Usually it’s online heavy games. Why can’t save sharing be easy?

Latest Update-

2/11- RogueDiceR Initial Release version

12/16- Queen’s Loyalty

11/12- Magical Nut Ikuno + Merry Bunny Garden

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Ecchi PC List- #-K

Separated the ecchi game page game list into console and then PC by letter so that I can have images for each game.

Note that some Steam game saves might not work because they are locked to an account. Some mods can fix this, or deleting the steamIP or whatever its called file if it has one. Beyond that, no idea and I’m not aware of which ones are like that. Usually it’s online heavy games, which I don’t play often. Why can’t save sharing be easy?

Recent Updates-

3/23- Kotama and the Academy Citadel

3/4- Fantasista Asuka

1/29 Hundred Line -Last Defense Academy-

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[Ecchi]ASOBU Tights: Puzzle Lessons

Being upfront with this one, don’t buy this. It’s a standard match three where you use your points to buy illustrations. These are good, but I think they can be found elsewhere based on some of the images being tagged “newly created” illustrations, that look closer to concept art or visual novel standing art. You also unlock the anime(Miru Tights), a set of 5 minutes episodes with no real plot, just SOL girls with tights. It’s not subbed or dubbed, so watch it online instead.

Remember, this is a game about tights. There’s a couple of these.

Anyway, a Switch only(okay, it is on Google Play for free download with a 5-10 dollar something purchase. That version is probably better?) match 3 game. I found out about it and wanted to give it a shot. 20$ was a bit ridiculous a cost, but meh I wanted to talk about console locked ecchi games once in a while and something without story was a nice edition to the other three games I’m playing constantly. Low and behold I would find out that the art used in the game was elsewhere(I think) and the show wasn’t edited at all for the English market, making it really pointless. There’s a lot of match 3’s, and most are better then this. The most this does is have a piece that switches between the other color pieces and once you hit it, whatever color it was gets all eaten off the board. So with good timing you can clear a huge section and get the color you need to advance to the next level to get more points to buy more pictures. The game ends at level 15, though you don’t really get any bonus for beating it. Even point wise I barely got that much from beating 15 as just reaching it. 15 is also when the timer moves faster then standard match 3 clears buy time for you.

As for the ecchi, more butt shots then I expected. Tights aren’t really my thing, I like them but I was always more top focused so legs, feet, and butt usually aren’t that great for me. There are some really good shots here, but they are not worth the asking price. Didn’t watch the show, didn’t feel the point.

If you want to show support or have to play this, sure get it. Not really worth it and there’s likely better ways to support the artist or the anime.

Save for ASOBI Tights for Switch

Save has all images and the full show unlocked.

Gameplay: 2/10 Eroticness: 4/10 Story: -/10