[Ecchi]Gal Guardians 2: Servants of the Dark

It’s been a bit since I did a lengthy post for anything, and since I like talking about genre stuff and this game has something of a mess of different -vania genre things I figured I could talk enough to have a decently lengthy post for once.

Anyway, this is a -vania game, a kind of sequel to Gal Guardians which itself is the spiritual sequel to Gal Gun Double Peace. This is more of an ecchi game then it’s predecessor, though really not by much. 1 cg versus this game’s 4-ish. The more notable thing is that other then Maya and Shinobu showing up and being a boss fight + a sidequest + a hot spring cg the game has no other connection to Gal Gun. It actually feels more similar to a Disgaea in setting.

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Living with Tsunade V.42

H Scene Count- 23

Created by , translated by

Length- 3-4 hours, with the first being mostly grinding

RPG Maker parody about Naruto. I think it takes place before the time skip but after edgy emo boy leaves. Though everyone is aged up to their post time skip looks, physically at least.

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Zombie’s Retreat 2: Gridlocked V.22

H Scene Count- 37 unique instances

Created by Siren’s Domain Patreon

Length- 4-6 hours

I didn’t intend to do a bunch of partial Patreon games in a row, it just happened. I blame Stardew.

Anyway, sequel game to Zombie’s Retreat. I held off for a good while before playing this and it was actually more meaty then I expected in terms of length and stuff to do. For a short explanation, it’s a proper sequel. Shoot zombies in RPG Maker 4 direction movement, gather supplies and do quests to score with older women.

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Lost Lagoon V.3.2

H Scene Count- 28~ scenes, though there’s a few things in town that aren’t in the gallery yet. Like the hot spring peeks.

Created by Palmeira Studio

Length- 3 hours or so to finish everything right now

So my friend group started playing Stardew Valley which lead me to wanting to play something similar as an h game, which don’t tend to be very good. This was something I played as part of that, but it’s not really like Stardew other then some surface level stuff. You live on a farm, raise people’s relations, fight enemies for materials and can craft stuff. Honestly this is more similar to Town of Passion.

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Welcome to Paradise Island!

H Scene Count- 100

Created by Resta!, translated by Kagura Games

Length- 5-7 hours? I think. You can 100% the gallery in like 2 if you want.

This is basically an h scene select game with extra steps, made by the people who made the Gadgeteer Megaman esque game I played I think last year. It’s quite the departure.

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Book of Korvald

H Scene Count- 24 story scenes , 10 enemy animations + a fanart gallery

Created by Punching Donut Games, published by Shady Corner Games

Length- 5-7 hours

A very janky mix mash of Norse, Christian, and Cthulhu stuff. Janky is a word I want to use a lot for this. Metroidvania. It’s impressive in scope but there’s a lot of features that are off or don’t work right.

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Shrift

H Scene Count- Lots. didn’t count, but somewhere around 40 loss scenes at least.

Created by DEVIL’s OFFICE, translated by a couple of people.

Length- 5-7 hours to beat, maybe shorter. Another 4 or so to finish.

Shrift is an RPG Maker monster girl humiliation focused thing. Basically, Monster Girl Quest with some touches of Undertale tossed in.

This was an old recommendation I got. I passed on it for the art style, but having played it the actual story was good. Worth checking out just for it, though using a save to do so is difficult… Just play on easy.

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[Ecchi]Konosuba – Love for these Clothes of Desire!

Ah yes, Konosuba. The isekai(before it got popular) series of a bunch of easily hateable failures reaching a vague level of competency and somehow achieving more than anyone else in the world. It is a series where the waifus each have flaws that overtake their positive points. Aqua is a great priest with purification and healing but is a drunk and selfish pile of pride who’s so dumb she causes more issues than she solves. Megumin is a chuuni before it became overused as a trope who is so obsessed with her cool spell that leaves her dead weight the rest of the day after a single cast, though she is the most down to Earth. Then you have Darkness, a beautiful blonde big titted girl who is so masochistic that she can’t hit anything, because she wants them to hit her. Then finally Kazuma, a pervy isekai guy who’s both a coward and someone who takes advantage whenever he can. He’s also a sweet talker and the girls dislike of him is easily justified by his daily actions. It’s a hoot.

This is a dating sim for the Konosuba series, the second game in its series with the first one being skipped over for Western release for some reason (likely because it’s about gathering panties that Kazuma stole).

This is a cosplay focused story. With an alchemy focus. I kind of want to go on a tangent about alchemy as a game genre but put simply how you get the materials is more important than how complex putting them together is, so this a dating sim as it contains a calendar system and setting a schedule for a 5-day period and has randomized rewards from that. It’s only kind of alchemy anyway.

I swear I didn’t intend to do 3 ecchi in a row. I just figured this should come out this week when it’s vaguely relevant rather than next week. I do have some h games lined up and ready to go up.

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Corruption of Champions 2

H Scene Count- Infinite

Created by Savin/Salamnader Studios Patreon

Length- If you actually read most of it, probably 30+ hours. On easy and just running through like 3-5.

Never thought I’d actually play something in this series…

CoC and TiTs, or Corruption of Champions and Trials in Tainted Space are text focused adventure games that have been around for a good while now. I think I remember seeing the thread for when CoC first started and basically skipped right over it, text only didn’t mean much to me then. Even now it’s not really something that would drive me to play it, except they added art to the following games. TiTs has bust art for some characters you can meet to help the imagination for the way to much pron you can get up to in that game, and this throws in cgs for special occasions and basically everyone has bust art.

So I decided for whatever reason to give it a go and I got hooked enough to get through it’s current content.

To be honest, this isn’t my type of game. My completionist side gets in the way of me enjoying actual roleplaying, so despite all the chances to act as a consistent character or be committed to a relationship like I’d prefer, instead sleeping with everyone and being inconsistent are basically required to get everything. I don’t mesh well with these kind of games.

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[Ecchi]Fairy Fencer F: Advent Dark Force

The remake/remaster whatever of Fairy Fencer, one of the serious RPG’s from Compile Heart and Idea Factory after fans liked Neptunia 2’s darker ending. It contains the whole original game but also adds two whole new paths which basically doubles the game.

It’s mechanically very similar to Neptunia, just with a male protag, some romance, and a bigger focus on character development and a “darker” story.

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