Heavenly Badonkers Angel Bitches

H Scene Count- 24

Created by Mandarin Farm, translated by Diselmine

Length- 2 hours

Another release by Mandarin Farm(their first actual game this time), their other one on this site being Busty Yokai Busters. So boobs the size of balance balls, which made me stop and think about the category I have for big boobs.

Just large isn’t really good enough nowadays. Their is a very noticeable difference between this and Zombie Retreat or Eden Crest. In those two the boobs are big, but still possible. Probable, not impossible. In this, the boobs are improbable, barely possible with surgery. So now a category for Gargantuan boobs has been added and I went through all the large boob tagged tagged games and cleaned it up. There’s not an exact science to this and I don’t remember everything I’ve seen through the years so I think I marked them well enough but if there’s an issue just ask. Honestly I have no idea how often categories are even used…

Story

Angels get stronger, bigger boobs, sexier, and just generally better with sex energy from humans. So angels just go to towns and go town on the people their, with the excuse of punishing them for sinning. This has the side effect of paralyzing the people for like two days so its really not a great thing for the humans.

There’s no big conflict here, it’s just another day in the job for Bitz and her male sidekick dude. They really enjoy their jobs.

Gameplay

Pointless. You level if you win or lose the few fights in the game. The only reward for winning that is unique is money, and their is a total of 1 weapon to buy in the game that you will be able to afford less then halfway through. I doubt you even need to win fights to get the gallery key at the end to unlock everything so it really is just pick your porn type done via combat.

The actual combat is also pretty basic and easy, especially compared to Yokai Busters. You get 3 team mates here for turn based combat, but the amount of options in combat is always sparse. Fights are pretty quick, either they all hit you dead in 3 turns or you win is the kind of feel the whole game has. Every fight is a boss but only the final super boss is likely to be difficult.

Only side thing is the item shop girl. You can fight her for just a scene and then talk to her 100 times for her other. No really, that’s how you get to sleep with her. It’s just dumb.

H and Other stuff

Giant boobs the game. If you fight a guy, then winning gets the guy reverse raped buy one of your angels. Losing gets the angel kind of assaulted instead. If you fight a girl the big dude gets her in something close to consensual sometimes though usually still against their will. If you lose an orc assaults instead.

It’s for boob lovers. The rest is split into slutty femdom or assault. Some scenes are animated and some are voiced, it feels kind of random honestly. I’d place the length on the short side actually, though all the scenes are basically back to back so them being short doesn’t feel like an issue when the next one is a minute away at most.

Verdict

Yokai is better as a game and is more complete in general. This is a short afternoon and really just felt unsatisfying. Winning felt pointless as it just took longer which made the gameplay feel like a chore. The boss fights were to simple to be engaging themselves, and in general this isn’t fun. Play for boobs and nothing else.

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2 responses to “Heavenly Badonkers Angel Bitches

  1. Oh, this is like that Kunoichi Demon Slayer that came out recently on Steam as well via Kagura Games. Honestly, after a certain point, I can’t really stand big breasts. It’s not as badly done as that Touhou Yuuka H-RPGM game, but it’s still just… no.

    Good for them if they found their niche that makes them money though.

    • I know a lot of people find this size to be too big, but personally I still like it. It is close to when it’s to big even for me.

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