H Scene Count- 8

Created by riffsandskulls

Length-2 -3 hours for full completion

A fighting game made in RPG maker VXAce featuring characters from everyone’s favorite show about balls. I’m not going to name the show because it makes writing this more fun.

Story

So 8 girls show up in space with some very skimpy outfits and after being told they need to beat each other up, see that the new god is the turtle hermit. Then you beat up 8 girls(including the one you are playing as) and the old man has sex with the girl you were playing as. He then resets the world so that you can do it again.

There’s this thing with parody games where they take mild perverts and make them into much worse people that kinda bugs me. Turtle old guy is at most a voyeur in the show, looking at mags and trying to sneak a peak. Yet every game features him trying to get into everyone’s pants, usually by force.

Gameplay

It’s basically trying to be an arcade mode fighter. You have 8 fights and at the end of each fight you get a small boost in stats. You can punch, block, run, and energy attack(with some ultimates thrown in). You play top down as most RPG Maker games are made. So what you actually do is throw energy blasts until you get tired(because stamina system), block until the enemy decides to aggro instead of wandering around, and throw more energy blasts. Melee is bad except or the very first fight for some reason.

You have eight characters, but you buy 7 of them with coins you get for winning fights. You make enough to buy one new girl each 8 rounds, which is fine since you can’t actually change characters once you start a set. The characters race decides their stats, with the goddesses being the worst ones and the humans being the strongest.

So if you can’t tell, this plays badly. It’s quick enough that it’s not a huge issue, but it’s repetitive and making a pseudo fighting game in RPG Maker is never going to do well. Things just move too quickly or with too much randomness to be a real fighter, making this more of a shoot’em up instead.

H and Other stuff

So I played this for the artstyle and parody. The game bimbofied(is that a thing people understand the meaning of?) the girls so they all have giant boobs and big butts. The h scenes themselves are animations that will sometimes throw in some text. Each girl gets 4-6 animations, though I wouldn’t say they are all unique. A few share poses or shots but with the different head or skin tone.

Tow issues for me. One, turtle man is an old man and I don’t care for seeing him in porn. Two, the faces are just bad. Either they look goofy, or they look angry. Only once or twice did the girl look into it without looking stupid at the same time. The animations themselves are fine most of them time for the girls(except underwear daughter who… is not good), while the dude dick looks more like a mushroom with the way it squiches and moves. Still, for what I think is one person, these are impressive.

Verdict

It gets very repetitive and isn’t very fun in the first place. This is one you play for the porn, and with a save you get that without the hassle. Maybe try a fight or two just to see the cutins from ultimates.

I was in the mood for some parody stuff so this helped scratch that itch.

Save for Super Slut Z Tournament

Contains- All movies unlocked at scene viewer. Every character unlocked and moves bought to teach them to whoever.