A third person/platformer mix with some stealth mixed with some ties to Compile Heart, enough ties to have Neptune and Noire in the game.

You play as one of two figurine sized girls running around 1 of 3 rooms in an all-female door, peeping and resolving issues to eventually solving something on a more galactic scale. It’s silly and knows it’s audience will be pervs.

Story-4

So, our two protagonists, pink(Bee, she’s a rabbit) and blue(Kame, she’s a turtle I guess), are a pair of aliens from the Planet Pandemo. Their home has a major issue with the inhabitants not really interacting with each other causing some societal issues that will balloon if nothing is done. The two soldier protags are sent to Earth by their commander as Japan has enacted an Independence law. Basically, they are kicking kids out to dorms to force them to learn social skills.

Pink is a perv and just wants to ogle the girls of the dorm they are sent to watch over to learn about relationships, mostly friend and sisterly. Blue is a more standard soldier, though is very easy on her pervy partner. They come equipped with guns loaded with Happy Bullets that cause pleasure in the ones shot with them. Basically, you induce orgasms to get the dorm inhabitants to talk about stuff or to break them out of weird trances. The bullets also just deux ex plot stuff, like at one point they let the two protags see a past event somehow. Or open windows.

The first few chapters are dealing with small life issues, like a dieting obsession. Eventually you learn that a phantom thief is stealing entire buildings, and some mysteries just start building up with the inhabitants of the dorms getting caught up in them and the aliens trying to solve things to bring back the peace. It kind of feels like 3 plots are running at the same time and around chapter 6 of 8 they start coming together all at once.

Also, the two protags steal into a bathroom every chapter to watch the girl’s bathe. This is the reward for S ranking the boss fights. It’s also the best money farming method in the game by far.

Gameplay-4

Game is composed of 8 chapters, all broken up into 3 parts.These parts will usually focus on one of the games 3 different genres, so I’ll go through each of them. It’s made up of third person shooter, platformer, and kind of stealth.

Stealth is the lightest mechanic, but also the one that will game over you the most. If the dorm girls see the protags or hear them (usually from shooting next to them) a meter will fill. if it fills, game over, reset the current room. During boss fights this is ignored. Most chapters the girls will act as moving obstacles you avoid, though you do have a pose button to try and hide in plain sight. The poses are all figurine poses so they run from silly to outright erotic stuff.

Next up is shooter. Each of the two girls gets two different gun types and a of of the chapters will feature you shooting parts of the girls to fill their happy gauge. Once filled you usually get them having soft orgasms and then commenting on something, only for you to shoot the next part. Boss fights are just further dividing the parts of the girls and having them shoot damaging projectiles at you while they pose.

You also shoot condom squids. The game calls them viruses, but they are squids wearing condoms. There are a few types, but all mostly do the same thing. Hover around and rarely attack. You can shoot them easily enough, and jumping on them almost always kills them. A few bits have you fight hordes of them but they also just spawn to pretend to be an actual threat while you jump around the rooms. If the game didn’t rank you on accuracy I’d have just spam shot them and been done. They offer no challenge. The bosses don’t either, each room has 5 sniping spots that make your shots stronger but also serve as infinite healing. You can take 3 hits before dying and end up hovering over the sniping points in boss fights. You should rarely if ever die.

Finally you have platformer. You will learn the layout of these 3 similar rooms as you jump up and down every corner of them to interact with story prompts, find money, and locate enemies. You have a basic jump that is very stiff and a longer running jump. In chapter 6 I believe you get a hookshot that gets you to some grapple points in the rooms, cutting out a bit of the jumping around. The longest chapters in the game are the ones where you have to search the room for interactables without any clues. Iron sighting/zooming is supposed to add sparklies to interact spots, but that didn’t work for me. So I had to watch videos as the game gives you no clues where to search.

You are ranked for accuracy, damage at the end of the chapter, money found, and interacts done. The only things ranks do is the game has a bad end for getting C rank on bosses, which was the hardest thing to do in the game as you will usually S rank them. Also getting a low rank on a boss blocks the bathroom minigame at the end of a chapter. Also it gives some money, but like a 1000 when the bathroom minigame gives 25,000 on the lowest setting once you learn how it works.

Of the above genres, only platforming really stays relevant once you beat the game the first time out of 6 for the endings. On your first clear you unlock invincibility and undetectable cheats. Meaning you can’t die if you want. The only reason to turn these off is to get the C rank ending as you want to get hurt in boss fights, otherwise the game really just becomes moving around the rooms and shooting plot advancement stuff as needed.

Lewdness-7

All model fanservice, cgs are all clean. There’s the obvious giantess fetish of the dorm girls being 8x’s the size of your playable cast which of course means constant panty shots. When you shoot there butts or boobs they jiggle, and their story art also jiggles pretty often. When you get hit, your clothes tear up to 4 stages. You go ripped, underwear only, shiny lights censor, dead. Getting hit also triggers a cutscene with some sexual posing going on. The playable cast only have 2 outfits in the base game, the second is a police esque outfit that is translucent. You even have a pose mode button and a free camera in the pause menu you can zoom around with. After beating the game you can also play dress up with the dorm girls with about 6-8 options + all the same panty options the playable cast have. Each chapter also has the bath shooter segments where you get coins for shooting the soap suds covered girls. They pose in this mode, and you can jump and squirm on them.

It’s just full of sexual stuff in gameplay. Boss fights are basically just posing videos where you shoot them while they go through their animations. The story has some sex stuff to, with one of the dorm girls referencing vns and 18+ games as her hobby. It’s really just the cgs that completely lack sex appeal at all.

Final Thoughts

Silly erotic. Far more enjoyable than I was expecting. I’d put it right on par with Gal Gun 2. Silly, fun, erotic but not really sexy if that makes any sense. The actions and poses are sexual, the models and mood isn’t. Story is silly, and gameplay is an afterthought. It ranges from okay to annoying as you miss jump after jump because they are so stiff.

Wish the game did replay’s better. This is a running trend for Compile Heart connected games in general, but NG+ should be more than just auto easy mode. Doing the game 5 more times is not fun, just making it faster by being easier is not enjoyable in the slightest. Biggest issue of the game really.

Save for Gun Gun Pixies

All outfits, full scene and cg gallery. Bought all the weapon stuff to.

Gameplay: 4/10 Eroticness: 7/10 Story: 4/10

Completion:

Beat the game 6 times, different ending each time. There’s 1 secret ending which is easy enough to get if you know where to look, and one bad ending that requires going really out of your way to do bad on the boss fights at the end of each chapter. The other four endings are just which girl did you shoot more that you didn’t have to shoot in that playthrough.

Then farm money and make sure to find all the panties laying around the dorm in different chapters. I did the challenge missions as well, but they unlocked nothing. They also let you use the cheats, so they were just time consuming, not challenging.