Dildo-kun becomes a Femmon Master

H Scene Count- 18

Created by popopolygon, translated by dlsite

Length- 12-15 hours

That name would make you think this is a monster capture style game, but really it’s a simple old school RPG. The kind where the random encounter count is high, but if you fight most of them you won’t need to grind.

Also, I’m going to refer to the main character as Dil and the other one as Ona, I’m not writing sex toy names a bunch of times.

Story

Dil wants to go on adventure and the weather was good one day. Ona joins in and they go and save the world.

That’s it, but I do want to point out how weird the world is. Butt models and naked busts of girls are just everywhere. The populace just enjoys it, which makes the NPC hero guy being surprised horny over everything feel weird. A lot of the issues you solve are just silly, like fixing the king’s dislike of green peppers to get permission to leave a town through a specific exit. It just flows weirdly until suddenly you save the world. Also, the space agency is in angel land. You go to the moon!

So yeah, it’s quirky. Honestly that’s probably the games strongest aspect, how weird and silly it is.

Gameplay

Standard turn based. Like old school standard without almost any flourish or interesting stuff. Dil attacks, Ona heals and sometimes does attack magic in boss fights, random enemies are all use AOE or the same boss strats. You get like two debuffs but they don’t last long enough, though Dil’s late game buff is great. Strength + Speed + Regen is honestly a good buff.

The game has a few quirks, like magic defense not being a thing. Spells basically do set damage of spell modifier + stat. No armor ups magic defense and all enemies have 1 magic defense. By endgame most enemy attacks are spells. Don’t waste money on armor. Just buy the best weapon for Dil, all he can do is attack anyway.

Dil’s skills are all learned by talking to 2 specific NPCs that are modeled different then most the rest of the characters. They stand out so missing them should be difficult. Ona learns her skills via leveling. Honestly Ona is the better party member for a majority of the game. Her spells do more damage until you learn Dil’s last skills, she can heal, is far faster, and has other utility. Dil just attacks and has a bit more HP.

Dungeons are pretty varied looks-wise, but in gameplay they might as well all be long corridors with branches for chests. You basically chest hunt until the end, dealing with a high encounter rate. It is very common to be basically out of MP by the time the boss fight finally happens. Just to note, each dungeon has their enemy cast show up as NPCs for you to talk to on the field, 0 of them have anything useful to say. Honestly only like 7 NPCs actually do anything, most of them are joke fodder or nothing.

H and Other stuff

So the actual sell tagline of the game is the enemies boobs and butts sway all the time. The models animating is the point, which makes the bestiary being just images sad. Enemies range a lot from cosplay to straight up abominations, with their butts and boobs shaking all the time. Plenty of enemies are way to weird looking to be horny bait.

The actual sex is pretty low feeling compared to the enemy count. There’s 18 scenes of girl + Dil. There is some variety like a blowjob, Dil being huge and a girl rubbing on him, bondage elements and such. Every animation, of which each girl gets 1, has 5 different camera angles you move through until orgasm. Most of the gallery girls have huge tits.

I don’t recognize the modeling program but it’s super uncanny valley. I got used to it but it’s definitely something that takes getting used to.

Verdict

This looked interesting. It was, kinda. It’s a bog standard old school RPG in design with it’s quirky visuals and premise being its main appeal. It’s hard to recommend to basically anyone as it doesn’t do anything great, but it’s not actively bad. I just don’t feel it’s worth recommending over almost anything else.

Save for Dildo-kun becomes a Femmon Master

Contains- Save 1 is in the gallery room with a full bestiary, save 2 is in the dojo, which lets you re-fight a few of the bosses. I think every enemy in the game is re-fightable?

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