[Ecchi]Heroine Zero Anthem -Sacrifice-

This series has a strange history… this is the third entry in it. After around 20 years. And this isn’t really a full game in it’s own right, but more of an intro arc to the sequel game. It’s a bit weird…

You play Wanan with his Fae nanny, Fluffy is what he calls her. You run around and learn stuff, then fight stuff, then it ends in tragedy for the sequel. Yep.

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[Ecchi]Mafia 3 Definitive Edition

I didn’t intend to actually play this… The collectibles were spread through the world intead of specific story missions like in 2. So I thought I could just go and grab them all and be set. Turns out 90% or so can be just grabbed right away, but a few require story progress to access the buildings. One of those story missions being the final one, so I still had to beat the game.

Reason I wanted to avoid this was partially what I’ve heard. Fans of Mafia 2 that I’ve seen generally don’t care for 3 as much. The two are very different games design and story wise. Mafia 2 was a serious take on being in the mafia, the glitz and life ruining stuff just being a part of it. 3 is a roaring rampage where you basically play a terminator out for revenge with the mafia just being both the target and your source of cash. As a game, 3 is better to me. 2 taking your stuff away 2 or 3 times just makes it less fun, though I will admit it had more meat to its story then what 3’s protag has.

Also another real-life softcore thing was another goal I had this year, so here we are. Open world game, I won’t be going into the race stuff, just the game itself.

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[Ecchi]Rule No.1

This was not exactly the game I wanted to start the year off with, but I’ve been basically unable to play what I wanted for 3 weeks. This is the last of the short things I finished to pad the release schedule out, and hopefully by next week I have an 18+ game or something a bit longer to write about.

So I looked around the Nintendo Switch shop, looking for ports of ecchi games on it that I could then go back to Steam and see if they existed there. A bit of a non direct approach, but you’d be surprised how much more efficient that is then looking on Steam itself for ecchi games. I found a few things during this dive, one of which is this arena shooter with some ecchi images as point rewards. Figured I’d give it a shot.

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[Ecchi]Blue Guardian Margaret

Calling this an ecchi title is a bit iffy, as it’s really close to just porn. Anyway, another Fox Eye game so more women underwater with horrible fates awaiting them. This is considered the most lewd of the whole lot that has been made to date featuring plenty of nudity(bottom is barbied), end scenes where monsters basically sex the girl to death, and her enjoying a good chunk of them.

It’s a metroidvania, aka explore but no level ups just power ups to find. It’s a fairly difficulty one in that genre, with a lot of instant death situations and close shave swimming sections, but the quick retry system makes the difficulty not particularly annoying.

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[Ecchi]Crawlco: Block Knockers

So this was a side project I was playing when I only had 30 minutes or so before doing something else and I didn’t want to play anything that needed real time investment. It turned out to be something I really enjoyed.

Crawlco is a puzzle game about blocks. Each level contains an image you can uncover that features a girl who gets progressively less clothes until top nudity, then you go to the next set with a small story blurb from your boss. As for the kind of puzzle, I don’t think it has a name? My first thought when I saw this was that is was another of the dime a dozen image gallery’s pretending to be a game using matching tiles or something that have infested Steam, but instead its an actual puzzle game that actually I think is fairly unique. At the very least I’ve never encountered something exactly like it.

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[Ecchi]Queen’s Blade: Spiral Chaos

Queen’s Blade is what happens when you take Senran Kagura and make it for adults with adults. And a fantasy adventure instead of faux ninjas. I also don’t think it happened in that order. Implied sex, lesbians, one of the girls has a kid, lots of almost nudity, and some of the hardest characters to cosplay in fiction without being indecent.

So what kind of game would you expect from Queen’s Blade? Well its about a tournament so a fighting game would make the most sense, right? It’s not. The only genre’s to come from this license were a MMO(that just uses the name and nothing else but is also filled with ecchi and big boobs), and two strategy RPG’s for the PSP, never localized. And really, the game’s are far better then you would expect from that console and this IP.

There’s a lot of this.
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