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H Scene Count-2 or so? Maybe 4 total.

Created by uchu and machine translated

Length- 1 hour maybe for a single run. Way more for everything.

 

This is kinda like Bomberman, except not? I’ll explain why later, but I didn’t 100% this and for good reasons.

Story

This is honestly the reason i stuck with this at all. The plot’s just the right kind of dumb and unique to make me interested, though sadly and predictably, it didn’t deliver.

So you are average student, in love with super popular girl. After being greeted by her one day you start playing the new popular mobile game where you bomb a screen to undress a girl. After (probably) failing, a weird girl shows up and adds the popular girl to your game. You play the new level, amazed, and then go home where the weird girl shows up. Then exposition. She’s the player character in the game, she made the game, she came from the super advanced past and her time machine is broke. And playing the new levels in the game will affect real deal popular girl. So by playing the game and getting to know weird girl, our average guy ends up in a sex relationship with two busty girls. It’s weird. Apparently girls have sex with girls only in the past and men don’t do squat or something? The translation is super bad, but it sounds like a silly setting.

Gameplay

Okay, first the good. Then the reasons this game sucks.

Matches start with you in the middle of an image of a girl, usually popular girl. The girl has no color, and you add color to her by bombing her. You start with 1 bomb, 1 move, 1 flame, and 3 HP. So right off the start you want to get some upgrades since you are not winning any round with those stats. Enemies, bad bombs, items, and containers will rain from the sky at a pretty random rate, with some issues such as the bombs blowing up mid fall or enemies landing directly on top off you. Anyway, once you get some power and color in the image by bombing it, you finish round 1. Then the problems start.

So on your first playthrough the match ends after round 1 is complete. If you start the match up again, you may notice you now have 1/2 at the top of the screen. The game only has four images/levels, but each one has to be advanced from 1/1 to out of 6, each new round might also be story locked so you might finish a level only to learn you made no actual progress. It’s not fun doing a 4/4 only to learn you played the wrong level.

The next issue is the way the story works. After you beat x amount of levels, you get an ending. Then the game resets your story and level completion progress, though thankfully it doesn’t reset your round progress which might actually be a bad thing as now you need to complete the whole match to get any story progress. For a few runs you will unlock a couple new scenes as you progress through rounds until the game hits a new ending and puts you back to the start again. Eventually you reach where I’m at, Ending 4, which ends the game as soon as you beat each level once with no progress to anything. Based on some file stuff I know there’s more content, but it requires, I think, no hit runs of each level. I’m not doing that. it’s basically impossible with the way the game is.

 

As for the rounds after the first… 2/3 are bomb clothing off the girl. Each part of their outfit will have HP and once you deplete that by bombing it you just need to clear the screen of everything. 4/5 is bomb their genitals for an animation 10 times each. You get a couple of powerups to pick up and new enemies as you progress, but which ones seems to be complete random. Later levels tend to have the worst enemies, but drops seem completely random.

 

The main strategy I ended up using is bomb chaining. With enough bombs and speed you can almost out run your bombs blowing up behind you. With the block bomb powerup, as long as you keep moving you will never be blown up by your own bombs and with the star powerup you are invincible, so you just go ham. Do watch out for the clock item though, it speeds up your bombs fuse to almost impossible to dodge levels for a single bomb.

H and Other stuff

Bad english plus you are lucky to get a cg. It’s all vanilla, kinda? I think the first scene has tentacles and one of the ones I didn’t get has futa. It’s also very threeway but I didn’t get to that. It’s bad.

Technically the game has a bunch of sex scenes, but all you get in those are the girls sprites and bad text. Only certain endings have cgs(in the gallery, the heart scenes), and those are rare and hard to get after a point.

Verdict

So this game is pretty unfair. Enemies can just drop on top off you, bad bombs will hit you whenever and destroy important power ups, and you have about a 1 second invisibility frame window. You will be combo’ed hard, to the extent that your five max HP might as well be two. Combine that unfairness with the game’s bad structure, and you are left with a unique, quirky, horrible game that is at best worth a couple off minutes just to see how bad it is.

Save for Bomber Cat

Contains- The glossary is full and I have all the scenes up to ending 4 save for 1. The only idea I have for anything else is no hit runs, which I’m not doing. I know there is more scenes, but a combination of finding a full save being almost impossible and not knowing whether the content is even gettable makes me just throw my hands up at the prospect.