Being completely honest here, I played this based on seeing some images from youtube. Just images, didn’t see any gameplay or anything until I downloaded it and well…

It’s a really funny dating sim(with yaoi/yuri/and whatever with a lot of control to what you read), with a pretty(for me at least) slow paced and kinda boring management sim as the core meat of it.

You can make it full porn, kinda, with an uncensore patch. I didn’t notice that until I almost finished the game and I decided that just full frontal wasn’t enough for me to treat this as an h game.

So the fanservice… There are 6 men and 6 women. Each gets an intro image, an xxx magazine cover, a card with a muscle focus, and an actual lewdish cg. The last two have a  clothed version and a full nude version. Beyond these, there is a massage minigame of sorts where you get to see some back and hear some moans. There’s a couple of outfits, with a nude option or almost nude. And that’s it. Really don’t play it for this. Play this for the silly date dialogue. It’s the best part.

The fully nude of this one is weird. It moasiacs just her ass. You know, the part you can already fully see here. Also, the guys images are just better then the girls.

I’m going to talk about the best part last, so next up is the gameplay, which would be fine if it was just faster paced. It’s a management sim, where you place people into businesses to generate something. Each character has some business or season where they get tired at a slower rate, and 3 stats. Muscle, mustache(recruitment), and business.  Business is upped by winning fights in the hostile takeovers that consist of the game’s main advancement goal. You want to defeat other companies to take their resources so you have your business partners beat the shit out of the other businesses in the park to take their shares. Higher shares equal higher money gain at the… I think it’s a bank? You use muscle to win fights, as that is your damage stat. Mustache is your recruitment rate of commoners, which is basically a units health. No one dies but if you don’t have people you can’t fight. In your second run your commoners will get pooled together halfway into the run and you get the kingsmen training, where you overwork a huge number of your commoners to find that one special guy who will up your damage by 10%. Per kingsmen. Endgame is basically one or two punchers with 3 or so recruiters trying to make kingsmen so your punchers punch harder.

That’s the combat, the rest of the game is money and assets. And dating sim, but I’ll get to that. So you will have at least one person making money as often as you can. Because you have a time limit based on the debt to get the run started.  As you pay off the debt you get assets and more people. Assests are basically modifeirs to things and make the game kind of a roguelike in a way. Each achievement unlocks a new asset and they do change up the game.  Some more then others. Most just boosts your stamina, up the amount you gain from the buildings, or add to some random systems. There are a few special ones, but most of them are just make the game’s numbers go higher faster. Anyway, as you pay off the debt the amount you need to pay goes up, until you need to start paying gold. Which is just converted money making you need another person to turn money into gold. And that’s about it for the main systems in play. There’s equipment and a few other systems like the exchange building, but those aren’t that important.

The dating sim stuff is important, since it’s what unlocks the most important content. The dates. For the most part, any event the game throws your way(either a lunch date, which is a minigame with one of your partners, or a money event which is a choose your reward/punishment) is used to increase affection. Each character has 5 levels of affection and at each level is a date aka a VN like segment where the game gets good. Or at least absurd enough to be funny. Each level of affection also unlocks an outfit and every other level unlocks an equipment slot. Other then achievements, affection levels are the only other thing you keep between runs. So do your favorite fighter and money maker early.

So the story is silly. After coming home from some grand adventure(of your choosing, since the game has  a lot of multiple choice nonsense answers), it turns ou the Queen of England wishes to knight you. Again. But you have been knighted so many times they are going to knight your business instead.  Just as the ceremony begins, it turns out your rival stole all your assets and riches by… walking into your vaults and stealing everything. Because your Butler is very easily tricked. Not to worry, an Angel shows up and lends you the starting infrastructure to get rich again. And beat up your rival. Oh and you get to work with business partners with some… oddities. Like the girl who wants to go the future. Or the girl who thinks you are out to kill her. Or the guy who is basically Santa Claus with mental issues. Or Dracula(but not). Each dateable.

There is more story, and it is easily readable with the convenient story gallery the game has on offer. The real fun is how silly over top everything is. The game embraces silly rich people and just runs and runs and runs with the stupid. One of my favorite instances is on one of the dates, the guy takes you to a park where he has set up a poisoned lunch as he is very into danger for silly reasons. One of the choices here is to just eat daggers. And you do. And then you get a set of choices on how to survive this. One of them is to have surgeons replace your organs as the daggers travel through your body. And they do. The guy who brought you here? He just had sheathes in his stomach so the daggers weren’t dangerous. This is just fun to me.

I guess I should note the representation stuff. While the game kinda defaults into you being a guy(gentlemen), you can pick a women as your body type and address. Or none as your address if you so prefer. None of the love interests have to be love interests, and none of them care who you are. You just fix their lives entirely by just being around, so your gender doesn’t mean much. It helps that people in this world, especially the rich, just seem to jump each others bones all the damn time. Unlike Dragon Age 2, the everyone bi thing doesn’t bother me, since the setting very obviously doesn’t care and no ones trying to keep their lineage alive here(why the hell was Merryl allowed to be a lesbian if saving the elves was her whole thing and they needed more elves? At least the next elven girl didn’t care about the elves as a race.) Anyway, I think the game does the stuff tastefully enough not to hurt anyone while making the stuff you don’t want to see easily skippable, though it does mean only half the love interests are likely to be love interests to the player, which is why I actually tend to dislike this stuff. Is inclusion good? Yes. Is halving the content I want to see in your game while still charging me the same a good business practice? For the company maybe, for me the customer hell no. This is why when people bring up Vn’s with half and half love interests I kinda face palm. It just doesn’t sound like a good investment for my money to get a game with 3 heroines and 3 heroes, when I could spend the same for 6 heroines. And I’ll stop there cause I’m ranting.

Anyway, it’s a good read, a boring game. The big problem is maybe how fast I want to play. It demands constant attention to get anywhere, but I only need to do something every 30 seconds or more. A lot of my time is spent staring at the screen or playing FGO instead. And I tend to dislike games that are slow like that, cause I feel like I’m wasting time waiting for the game play to happen. As soon as I was done with the character events and realized I needed two more runs to get the last two achievements I just felt defeated. It was not worth it at all.

The game is seeing an update since technically, it’s not done. The game does not have an ending right now. In fall two more characters are to be added, and I hope the maid and butler get some actual content since I don’t like the new characters designs at all. I’ll update the save with that when I finish it, and keep the old 100% for people who only wan to do the new stuff.

PC Save for Max Gentlmen, Sex Business

Has all assets unlocked, all characters at max relationship, all outfits, all images, and the in progress run is at the end with all 12 characters recruited for any lunch date events. Including the massage minigame to hear them moan. If you are into that.

Gameplay: 3/10 Eroticness: 2/10 Story: 7(for comedy, really)/10

Completion: What it took-

This is one of the rare games where every achievmeent is also an unlock, so I had to do everything. Getting all the character art and beating the game is easy enough. The few challenge style achievements were also quite simple. The real issue is the 100 Kingsman achievement. You get about 10~ on a normal run. I think my highest was 22. Due to the game having a hard time limit, I needed 3 extra full games to hit the needed number. I think at most I could lower that by 1 if I had better luck on item rolls. It’s both not worth it, and really annoying for an item I will likely barely use when I come back for the dlc update.