[Rant] In a world with body magic or cybernetics, why is anyone not a 8/10 at least?

On vacation, just finished my 6th 60 hour RPG for the year. To lazy to put that out, so this piece I wrote a month ago will do.

This is a topic I’ve stewed over for some time. There are multiple games out there that exist in worlds were body augmentation is an admitted thing. From Dragon Age’s gender flipping to Mass Effect or Cyperpunk’s super tech, anyone with money should have the body they want or the body that is most convenient for them. Yet we stick with making them bland, generic, and not desirable. It’s confusing to me in way.

The kind of curves a magic saleswomen should have.
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Iris Covenant -To the Depths of the Earth-

H Scene Count- 45 simple animations

Created by Mara Studio

Length- 2-3 hours for a single run

Souls like game, short. Animated only h scenes with three different characters to play as, all with no personality. One guy or two girls are the options. That’s really the selling point.

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[Ecchi]Shantae- Half-Genie Hero Ultimate

The last Shantae game I care about, since I’m ignoring 1 and the soon to be released Gameboy title is also not worth playing for ecchi so that 1.5 title is also being ignored. Half-Genie Hero is the follow up to Pirate’s Curse. It’s the game in the series with the most overall content, having 7 different game modes that have small gameplay changes to some major ones.

Honestly I don’t expect another pure Shantae game in the current game landscape. At best, we get Shantae in a snow land and she has to wear a parka or they stick to throwback graphics so you have a hard time ogling her. I just can’t expect any western dev team making a bikini clad women as their star in a game anymore unless they are a porn dev or making gacha stuff.

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Hentai Labyrinth

H Scene Count- 32

Created by IMYUIC, art by Zakuro , published by Alice Soft

Length- 10~ hours

A weird as fuck dungeon crawler thing. Sex with a soccer ball? Check. Gangbang into true love sex? Like 3 times. It’s a a mess and weird as hell. Really generic name though.

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Waifu Mission Vol 1-3 + 4 V3.0

I didn’t think this would get a post. I played this because I wanted a parody thing, and episode releases that were standalone meant I could finish them. Then it turned out each game had puzzles and unlocks that were based on other cgs being unlocked and then the third game was a clicker and I decided eff it, it gets a post.

This is a parody Vn set. It starts focused and then opens up to a bunch of different anime girls with some big multi verse apocalypse style thing. Episodic, with special editions for paying players.

The art is okay, story seems to want to go somewhere(though I barely bothered with it, I just wanted lewd art when I played this), the gameplay is bleh.

Edit 10/17/2025- Added vol 4, which still isn’t done.

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General Mid Year Update

So with all the game mid year game shows mostly over, and the blogs anniversary about to hit, I figured I’d do a general update post on things and what the rest of the year looks like.

Let’s start with the general announcement side of things from all those game shows. Over 100 games have been announced or shown in the last few weeks, and I care about like 4 of them. Dragon’s Dogma 2 might be good enough to cover here if it keeps the SF6 character creator and has the lingerie slot the original game had. Super Mario RPG is a nostalgia drug for me that I will make time for. And Mugen Souls Z is coming in September. Oh and Cyperpunk’s final update might finally nudge that into being played before the end of the year. Nothing else stood out, at least from the main shows.

Anime Expo had a few nice things, like Mangagamer announcing Ixeal, the third Beat game from AliceSoft. There were a few other decent things to note that I might read, but honestly Vns have been hard to get into this year. I’ve read like half of one in total that wasn’t for the October ecchi VN month thing I’m doing. So yeah a few nice things but not much hype for my kind of gaming from all these game shows. I’ll likely do an opinion thing on the Fable “design” thing and really my feelings on the uglyfication of fictional characters in general later.

Oh, and a Konosuba VN is coming out in English. Those tend to be cosplay focused so might end up here. Tsukihime remake was also officially English announced, not sure how exited I am with that. While I do play FGO I’ve been kind of bleh on the rest of the franchise. I intend to play Samurai Remnant if Musashi gets something other then totally covered up as an outfit.

As for personal plans and projects-

First, Dungeon Travelers 2-2 is a huge game that is dumb long. Easily 80+ to beat and another 40 to 100%. I’m at like the middle dungeon or so just about to get the last recruitable character. It’s… a long ways off. Which throws everything else out of whack, and I’m not sure if I want to keep playing. It’s a slog. I’ve seen people swear the Dungeon Traveler games are great but man, they are just too long. I’m probably going to keep this on the back burner, just plucking away at it as I feel like it.

Senran Kagura Burst is a way more grindy game then the rest of the series, with only grinding online medals in Peach Beach being comparable. Almost done with the first side of the game, though cleanup for that will take who knows how long. It should be done by the end of the year, thankfully I actually enjoy the combat so how grindy it is isn’t further killing my motivation.

As for next up, no idea. Summer sucks for motivation and almost everything people recommend or that I feel I should play are 60+ hour long behemoths. I have 4 hours a day. If I’m lucky.

Ixeal is definitely in my list of things to do, as well as Rewrite Harvest Festa if that actually comes out. Once October comes I intend on finally running through Rance 9 and then we’ll see how much time is left for the month for Dohna Dohna or Demon Roots. I might “play” White Album, aka skip the story and just beat the game so people can skip the gameplay or something as I’ve heard that part of the game is bad. I have a few days of vacation coming up so I’ll likely try to start and finish a game during them, or maybe finally clean up Shanae Half Genie. I actually have like 3 or 4 games that only need like 5-10 hours to finish that I really should just go and do…

Basically, I’m a mess. Dungeon Travelers was a mistake. Things are going up and plans are vaguely existing. Happy day, good week.

Oh, and starting Brown Dust 2 was probably a mistake.

Kunoichi Demon Slayers

H Scene Count-31

Created by Mandarin Farm(Mikan Batake), translated by Kagura Games

Length- 2-4 hours

RPG Maker, third game in the giant boob set from Mandarin Farm. For whatever reason Kagura Games got this one, and so its unmosiaced. It looks terrible when animated but more on that later.

This is the best “game” from them yet, in that it’s more then just a set of boss fights. It’s still a straightforward romp for porn though.

Also, the Steam store page is a lie. Their boobs are like triple that size for all porn stuff, it’s only in the 15+ version they have barely above reasonable boobs instead of balance balls on their chests.

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Horror Mansion

H Scene Count- 49, 48 in gallery + ending which is not

Created by Spicy Pumpkin, patreon

Length- 3- 5 hours

Renpy vn with some gameplay thrown around. Focused on female domination bad ends and monster girls.

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Heavenly Badonkers Angel Bitches

H Scene Count- 24

Created by Mandarin Farm, translated by Diselmine

Length- 2 hours

Another release by Mandarin Farm(their first actual game this time), their other one on this site being Busty Yokai Busters. So boobs the size of balance balls, which made me stop and think about the category I have for big boobs.

Just large isn’t really good enough nowadays. Their is a very noticeable difference between this and Zombie Retreat or Eden Crest. In those two the boobs are big, but still possible. Probable, not impossible. In this, the boobs are improbable, barely possible with surgery. So now a category for Gargantuan boobs has been added and I went through all the large boob tagged tagged games and cleaned it up. There’s not an exact science to this and I don’t remember everything I’ve seen through the years so I think I marked them well enough but if there’s an issue just ask. Honestly I have no idea how often categories are even used…

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