[Ecchi]Moero Crystal H

I was intending to do Mary Skelter next instead of this since I wanted to split the two dungeon crawlers up, but then the Pirate entry in the series got announced for the West and I figured I’d do Crystal instead and finish the Skelter series in October, maybe.

Crystal is basically Chronicle, but a completely different take. A decent chunk of the monster girls are the same, but the story and some added gameplay elements make them fairly different experiences.

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Pirate Trainer

H Scene Count- Let’s say… 12~

Created by Mr. Rabbit

Length- 1-2 hours, 30 minutes at best with cheat mode on

Trainer’s are a weirdly popular genre of game’s. It’s basically take a popular character and ignore everything about them, just put them in a situation where some random dude has to/wants to corrupt them into sex lovers. These game’s tend to be really simple, and most of the lewdness is the corruption itself of the popular character.

This game is a One Piece inspired trainer focused on Nami. A few other girls show up, but they are small name one’s. No Robin, no Hancock, no Vivi.

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[Ecchi]Hyperdimension Neptunia U: Action Unleashed

Spin off 3, game #6 of the Neptunia series. The first hack and slash, and also the first to be made by the Senran team. I was kind of hoping this game would blow the brand new Senran x Neptunia game out of the water. I ended up wondering how with that team they ended up with something this lifeless and bland. Like if the rest of the spin offs are like this, I get why the series is dying.

So I rate ecchi game’s on three metrics. Most games usually try to do at least one of these metrics well as it’s actual selling point. This game doesn’t. I think it’s selling point is fanservice, but that’s actually one of it’s weakest aspects for me. It’s gameplay, which makes up 99% of your playtime, is really the only reason to play this, and really I just wouldn’t recommend it for that either. This feels really budget, more so then the usual Neptunia fair.

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Re:BF

H Scene Count-80~, probably more if the clothed and unclothed versions are completely different.

Created by Asgar, translated by Kagura Games

Length- 15-20 hours

So I was right. I totally forgot everything about ROBF by the time another game in the franchise got an English translation.

Battle Fuck RPG made in RPG Maker VXAce.

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Apocalypse

H Scene Count- Double Digit

Created by EpicLust, Patreon

Length- 5+ hour

This is technically a repost of an old patreon game I finally went and finished. It’s supposedly 100% done, though there is numerous spots where character mention missing content. I’d just consider that humor at this point.

Patreon Renpy dating sim with a focus on 4th wall breaking comedy and exaggerated character design. The main male is basically hulk with a dick the size of a normal person’s arm and the ladies vary on the curvy and muscle spectrum but are mostly hovering high in curvy.

Don’t play this if any political stuff kills your fun or if you can’t take it as a joke. This won’t age well.

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Busty Youkai Busters

H Scene Count- 26

Created by Mandarin Farm, translated by Tytxar

Length- 2 hours

A massive melon game about a rural village being swarmed by yokai and the very chest women living there. RPG MV.

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[Ecchi]Duel Princess

This is not the Switch release, this is the PC release no one I’ve seen mention. It’s on DLSite with their DRM(and was released basically everywhere else like 2 days after I started playing it). I learned it it via google translating qureate’s twitter, as that was the only place with news of this. I was google translating their twitter becasue I wanted to know what the hell the plan with was after it got banned from Steam. This is by far qureate’s lewdest game to date, in a way it’s even lewder then their actual porn VN’s.

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Apparently it’s the blog’s anniversary

I always forgot when I started this project. Way back when I was serious about the name and only did RPG’s, and only one or two came out every 3 months. Back when I had a bunch of classics to take up my time that eventually all got done and so I moved on to other genres until we got to today…

Okay, that’s not what this post is really about, or more like that wasn’t in the plan, it just so happened I wanted to comment on the VN world and my blog anniversary was the same day. This week is stupid. I cannot remember a week before this were basically every company that matters released a thing on almost the same day.

Mangagamer- Trinoline Genesis- fandisc so basically a short moege with a heavy nukige focus, released on the 20th.

Nope Nope Nurses- A nukige about S&M basically, got held back the day before the 21st even though it was already out on their store and the DRM was already broken. Shiravune steam release.

KamiYaba- Shiravune new release, 21st. Moege or charage despite the nukige sounding name.

Kurokami-sama no Bansan- Jast release. All ages horror/mystery themed VN.

Seventh Sign-Mr. Sister- Sekai release, 18th. A short incest… Moege? Nukige? Not sure.

NinNin Days 2 and Vtuber Ramie- qureate and qureate’s publisher released these on the 20th on Steam. Fanservice focused shorter moege essentially.

Gyaru Gangbang- Cherry Kiss release, 18th. Nukige.

Hello Lady- 21st, Nekonyan release. Chunige.

Kagura Games released their new thing the week before, so really only Frontwing is missing for Janaury. What the hell happened here? Usually VN publishers avoid each other’s releases to an extent on account of the small costumer base. I know Shiravune is kind of big moneying their way through that, but every one else? Is this week a really big thing or something? The hell…

Anyway, that’s it. Just wanted to mention that.

Vampire Fuck!

H Scene Count- 32+ combat cgs

Created by Peach Cat, translated by Deadroth

Length-5 hours

Isn’t that a name. It’s pretty accurate to, with how this is a battle fuck game where you play as a vampire. Female vampire who needs semen, so really she’s a succubus with a different color scheme. RPG Maker VXAce.

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[Ecchi]Senran Kagura: Shinovi Versus

So I expected this to finish near the end of January based on my intentional rate. Then I had 1 night where everything I played was done quota wise and I didn’t want to start anything and so I ended up powering through almost the entire game. The game’s like 12 hours long.

Anyway, Shinovi Versus was the first entry in the series to leave the Nintendo line of handhelds and head to Sony. It is also the first game in the series I ever played and thus colored my impression of the series to this day. I like this game.

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