Milfrim: The Elder Fuck 69 V.1.097

H Scene Count-27~ replayable scenes, a small number of those are just nudity or fanservice

Created by Omar Company Patreon

Length- 3-5 hours

It feels like a larping porn parody of the start of a hero’s journey. That’s also mocking the hero. It’s mostly a VN, but with relationship scores grafted on to slow down the speed of the game.

This is like an updating demo, the patreon version is more complete. I’ll stick with the free version since it’s more accessible for people.

Story

The hero, and his airheaded hot mom and sleep around hot sister, are running to an out of the way town due to some debt. Turns out they have some family trouble here too, and so start a cabbage stall to make money and eke out a living. Our hero is a self-proclaimed actual hero. He’s actually a pervy coward with illusions of grandeur. Whether you find him funny or not will decide if you enjoy this at all.

The girls mostly just go along with his nonsense, with his sister being the one to mainly call him out. She’s weak to his dick though just like the rest of the female cast. So even when they do have issues with his bumbling, dicking solves issues. It takes a while of building relationship with the family before the rest of the female cast starts showing up. Including a Khajit, meaning this is an Elder Scrolls crossover, which makes the subtitle make sense. Kinda.

Gameplay

I turned skip unread on immediately, as I tend to when I play stuff for porn art and to see if it has anything like gameplay. After the prologue, it stopped letting me skip anything. So I finished the game if only because that weirded me out.

Not that this is really a game. There are systems. Affection for spending time on the girls, leveling your town reputation and gaining a level by using materials on your stall to make it bigger, catching fish to get money from a different source, and day and night systems. This all just slows down progression, none of it is for fun. The most gamey it got was a section where I had to play detective and had to go and question the whole cast. Or a point and click thing I had to do to finish up the content. More of that would be nice, make me feel like I’m doing stuff.

There’s also skill leveling, but it’s really just a different relationship gauge for now. I do like the narrative idea of this bumbling fool getting competent with random skills as needed.

H and Other stuff

The mom kind of just happens, like usually they have this long path of corruption and slowly becoming lewder. Here it takes like a few days, and she never feels particularly resistant. The only girl who does has a scene where she reveals it’s all an act to make her standout. The sis is probably the only one not falling for the lead but still likes his dick.

The actual scenes are kind of all over the place. All the threesomes+ are drug fueled in some, you have the milf mom diving a dragon a handjob to save her life, and the sis using a carrot. It does have some standard scenes, and other then the dragon no NTR or other animal stuff yet. The khajit means furry is on the menu. Wirting is larp or porn pardoy tier, I also found in like every scene a pair of repeated lines like they didn’t bother to actually read them in game.

Verdict

I played this almost out of spite. It is odd when a game decides you can’t skip the text but has the option. It almost felt like a challenge, which was dumb but whatever. I didn’t hate this, but other than the art style I don’t think it’s special. it’s definitely something where if the comedy style doesn’t hit, the whole thing kind of falls apart.

Save for Milfrim V.1.097

Contains- End game of this demo/free version, so all scenes.

Changes- A few more scenes, mostly a 4some in the new dark elf’s shop.

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