3 for 1 post: Jump Harem V.78, Naughty Pirates V.25, and Anime Hot Resort V.8

So every once in while I’ll download a batch of stuff to try and usually I toss them once I’m done as there’s nothing redeeming or good about the games. I figured I’d finally finish some of those just so maybe I’ll stop restarting them all the time and ended up with 6 games. These 3 all have basically the same “game” mechanics so they go first. After explaining why they are grouped I’ll go into the specifics for each of what little these actually do, for the most part they are just parody porn galleries with tedium. Lazy parody porn galleries with tedium.

This isn’t a recommendation post nor am I hating on these. I have lots of issues with them as games but I figure some people want exactly what these offer, easy and quick parody porn. I just wish more effort went into anything about them.

The core mechanic of all 3 of these is this weird go through the motions to corrupt the girl thing. First you chat, then ask to see their tongue, then their boobs, then their butt and so on. There’s no romance(I’m just not going to get into the writing), just escalating asks in different orders. That’s the extent of gameplay these mostly have. Like I said, tedium to get to the porn.

Jump Harem– A big mix of parody girls. Started as just Jump girls then threw in others and ended as something of a mess of characters. You choose the girl from a list and go through the motions. After each interaction you get sent home to repeat going to that girl, though thankfully there is a last girl button in the home hub UI. There’s a day night cycle to add tedium as most sex actions can only occur in either day or night depending on the girl. Doing lewd stuff gets you money to buy 6 outfits for each girl, that they take off in the porn anyway.

This uses a 3D modeler program and mostly tries to use camera angles to make it less obvious it’s all(or mostly all) stock animations. You could download the cards for the 3d modeler and see the same content in about as much time as it takes to get through the intro stuff with each girl. I will admit of the three games I’m talking about, this has the most effort. Girls scenes are uusally different angles and animations, some shared scenes with girls, plenty of unique interactions as in jokes for that girls series like steal for the Konosuba girls, and just general attempts at detail. It’s also the oldest and biggest.

Naughty Pirates– It has a combat system, that has no relation to the 18+ stuff(or progressing the game at all) other then Nami wanting money, which you can get by just clicking on work in the main hub menu until you have enough. This one is One Piece themed. It has a bunch of stuff like a gift system and renting out the girls but none of it is needed for cgs or content right now. It’s just tedium menus to get basically the same cgs for each girl.

This one uses AI art which really makes me question why the angles and such for each sex act are basically the same. I’d figure producing basically the same image would be harder then getting something completely different. This also means once you see the few unique sex acts the rest of the cast only repeats the same stuff. It takes like 3 girls to do this out of the 7-8 the game has. A few girls have different quality sex scenes so their might be some effort to make them less copy and paste or maybe another AI image generator was used for a bit.

Anime Hot Resort– Another mish mash of characters from popular IP, mostly Jump. Unlike the other two, the girls move around to different places in this one meaning spamming a specific girl to completion takes longer. It also has random events and a cg gallery. Which makes it a pain to finish as you reload and spam locations to get samey images. Didn’t help that the variable for some of the unlocks is wrong in the code, I fixed my save so everything is unlocked but the game is impossible to 100% right now without patreon codes or hacking..

Same as Pirates, this uses AI and weirdly tries to use the same image angles and sex positions for basically the whole cast. All the girls do get unique images for their “quests” but those are ecchi at best.

That’s it. Nothing else to really say. The titles above are the links to the saves, have fun.

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