My Holiness the Gobliness

H Scene Count- 27

Created by BFGS, published by Mango Party

Length- 10 minutes of actually doing anything, 1-2 hours of waiting to finish.

This is less a game and more of a porn interface. A smol oppai goblin in a pyramid, and most of the “game” is watching her and triggering porn and interactions. I spent more time letting it run in the background then I did doing anything vaguely resembling playing.

Story

Guy gets isekaid and is saved from death by desert by a High Priestess of Bastet, Goddess of Love and Fertility. Waking up in the pyramid, the guy meets the golbin and Bastet and is told he can go home once power is restored via giving faith to the Goddess, which is done via having lots of sex. She is a god of love after all. The goblin is fine with this, she’s more interested in real world stuff that drifts here so sex or not the man’s presence is a win.

Gameplay

So it’s basically a raising sim. You have 3 bars. Affection, hunger and lust. If hunger empties, game over. She will auto eat, and the cheapest food is free, so that should never happen. Affection just jumps as you sleep with her, and that’s the only real thing to do so she’ll be in love quick. I think affection being at cap moves the story forward on the rest day, I just hit the next step every day which meant I finished the story on Day 3.

Lust is the last bar, and when full you get h scene variants. To 100%, you need to see all the porn in both non horny and horny versions, and the bar empties completely after any horny scene. This bar only unlocks after story event 2.

The last thing of note is you get money as the goblin interacts with furniture and from sex. You use this money to pull from a furniture gacha, which has less then 10 things in it, and you can’t get the same thing twice. Each piece of furniture is its own h scene and are the only real goal to get. Once you have all the furniture the game is just waiting for the horny bar to fill to see the next new scene. It’s a waiting sim more then anything.

H and Other stuff

Vanilla goblin sex. She’s short, green and has a big rack. Every scene is animated and voiced, and each can be played animation only or with the scene. There’s some S&M with some of the furniture acting as restraints, mostly miss goblin crawling through something she shouldn’t. Evry scene is vaginal except the one anal scene (+ it’s horny version). Also, no pregnancy despite Bastet being the Goddess of Fertility. Also, no scenes with Bastet, she’s just there.

Horny versions of scenes are generally sequels to the original scene with her being a little tsundere and far more into it. Generally, she enjoys sex but isn’t really looking forward to it, in horny mode she’s 100% into it.

Verdict

I was looking forward to this, and what I got was bland. At least the male talks in h scenes so it’s not just the goblin moaning the entire time and the h scene settings are unique. I honestly can’t think of any other h game I’ve played where they use a swing in sex.

But story? Gameplay? 1/10. This needed more events that needed to happen before they just become lovers. It took them 3 days. That just isn’t interesting nor believable. Play if you like goblinas with melons, there’s nothing else here.

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Contains- All scenes unlocked.

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